Splash!

A Modern Tale of a Binge Drinker, um, Pony.

A drunk pony was rescued from a swimming pool after gorging on fermented apples and falling into the water.

The pony, called Fat Boy, broke in to Sarah Penhaligon’s garden in Newquay, Cornwall, to get to the fruit, which had fallen from trees.

He ate so many apples that he became confused.

(Cricket fans may wonder: Drunk Fat Boy? Falling into water? Was a pedalo involved?)

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One Response to Splash!

  1. Profane says:

    Its not just ponies. We had a cherry tree where I grew up which resulted in a number of Robins having FWI incidents.

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