There is this unintentionally (I think) hilarious article in the Times Online about swearing. One of my favourite topics!
What makes it funny, first off? All of the swearwords have been asterisked out.
And then, I always have to giggle at people whose line is ‘no, really, I’m not one of those old fogeys who’s offended by swearing. But…’ And the ‘but’ is the old chestnut that swearing is just fine as long as it’s creative and clever and discriminating and suitably restrained and blah blah blah. (Talk about missing the fucking point.)
[I should add at this point that I don’t have problems with people who are genuinely offended by swearing. It’s supposed to be offensive. But if you don’t like swearing, then just be honest about it. This self-righteous ‘yesbuttery’ just gets on my tits.]
And personally I don’t think that someone who came up with the following sentence is all that well placed to lecture anyone else about good language use:
Morrissey, however, is someone who manages to be a lyrical genius without practically ever resorting to swearing.
‘Without practically ever’? Dearie me.
(Did you see how restrained I was there? Do I get points?)