Don’t laugh but

This morning I cut my finger on a piece of toast.

It still stings. It’s not funny.

[Update: it’s stopped stinging today. You can laugh now. Because, really, injuring yourself with a bit of toast? How daft is that?!)]

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5 Responses to Don’t laugh but

  1. Brandon says:

    Well, that’s what happens when you sharpen toast!

  2. Steve says:

    You see, folks – the next time any of you complain about doing a risk assessment, just remember that some members of the community need to be protected from themselves.
    :-p

  3. What the hell kind of bread are you eating?

  4. Sharon says:

    Um… I know it sounds bizarre. But it’s an unsliced loaf and after I cut a piece off for the toaster there was this rough sticking-up bit I didn’t notice which ended up really well done with a nice sharp edge, ow. (It was a bit like a paper cut…)

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